chris martin phrases;

○ Chris: "[Trouble] is about the time that I accidentally shot Will in the shoulder, and he couldn't play tennis for a year! He was livid! No..." ○ MTV Latin man: "I hear your next single 'The Scientist'. When you write this song, what kind of feelings do you put into the song?" Chris: "Well, it's a song about girls. Or a girl. But it could be a boy. Or a dog. Everyone should relate to it." ○ Chris: "No matter how big we become, we can never capture the Celine Dion fans. And no matter how good we get, we'll never be as beautiful and pretty as Westlife. So those are two markets we'll never get. Or wait, hold on a moment. To be honest...sometimes, when I look around in our wardrobe, I think "yes we do actually look as good as Westlife." ○ Fan: "I LOVE YOU CHRIS!" Chris: "You don't know me. I'm a TWAT!" ○ Chris (about what would happen if Will fell sick and couldn't perform): "We'd get Animal from the Muppets to stand in." ○ Chris: "It's a funny day when you realize that Jennifer Lopez is just as ugly as you in the morning... well, maybe not as ugly as me, but you know what I mean." ○ Chris: "You're great, I think you're great 'cos you like our band. Which of course is the only credential for quality of person." Jajajaja, idiota ♥